oh-woah-dope: since this is yahoo, can someone help me please? i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
sharonosbourne: paulbearer: there are people who think kit kats taste good yeah they’re called smart people
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
theuntalentedsinger: colfr: so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat Yes those are dolphins and shells. But wait until you open the fucking thing Oh yes my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT I am so fucking done at least you can pee in the middle of the night without turning on the bathroom light
lesbiansandthelivingdead: sheisahopelessromantic: marrymyface: bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight both are assumed to secretly like men see what i’m getting at? #men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a...
lumos5000: 221b-baker-sweets: genuinelycornflakes: I don’t know which is worse Doctor Who ending in my lifetime, and I eventually become uninterested due to inactivity or Doctor Who continuing past my lifetime, and I don’t live long enough to experience the rest of it I’m pretty sure this is how the Doctor feels about his companions…
girl-in-the-band25: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? All the time.
It is disgusting. We are told to love sex but never masturbate or fool around....– (via undefinable-revolution)
tappingtomlinson: brittun: tappingtomlinson: THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT DID HE REBLOG OR NOT THAT IS THE QUESTION HE DIDNT AND I FELT SLIGHTLY OFFENDED NGL
lynzave: If you ever sent me a nice anon message I hope all your dreams come true and may your harvest be bountiful
magnetic-rose: there needs to be more stuff with lesbians/bi girls for lesbians/bi girls as opposed to stuff with lesbian/bi girls for straight men.
zaptap: “rose” who rose rose titanic?????? rose doctor who?????? rose homestuck?????? rose american dragon?????? no rose flower everyone forget rose flower rose flower cry
smilingeridan: thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF
*about to get murdered*
murderer: any last words
me: imagine how is touch the sky
*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: Weelee! Weelee… Weelee….. WEELEE
Ash: woah what is this Pokemon
Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew Mew mew
Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex
anoia: pyreo: anoia: what even is eurovision ok The more you know
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
biancohills: that not all television is mindless garbage not all books are fine literature not all video games are about murder and violence and that things are often much more than they first appear to be that art is powerful and that it comes in many different forms and from the most unexpected places but that no one, no one, has the right to decide what is art and...
teenydratini: visitingfan: calliopes-bane: DOCTOR WHO IS ON HIATUS SHERLOCK IS ON HIATUS SUPERNATURAL IS ON HIATUS HOMESTUCK IS ON HIATUS WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO GUESS WHAT ISN’T ON HIATUS THO
egberts: i cant tell the difference between posts about eurovision and posts about hetalia I can’t. At least, I can’t help but think of Hetalia in all Eurovision posts.
amoying: amoying: what did the toilet say to its significant other? urinal my thoughts
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subite-vene-in-orem: candied-two-fold: novemberrain93: Guys what if the reason Sam grew to be taller than Dean was because he was the one who got to eat while Dean had to sit by and starve so his little brother wouldn’t be hungry; therefore not getting enough nourishment to grow….
Cosmo Sex Tip #762
cerebral-super-villain: When he spreads your legs, pull them in close and whisper in their ear, “The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir, beware.”