December 2011
Every Holiday season I have to remind myself not to combine my shock treatments with my Christmas caroling. Anyways, I recored this while I was hiding in your cupboard.
This was originally posted February 26, 2010.
I deal with suicidal, unipolar depression and I take medication daily to treat it. Over the past seven years, I’ve had two episodes that were severe and during which I thought almost exclusively of suicide. I did not eat much and lost weight during…
- Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
- Harry Potter: Yes.
- Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
- Harry Potter: Yes.
- Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
- Harry Potter: Yes.
- Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
- Harry Potter: Have - what?
The Roman Catholic Archbishop of Chicago is supporting a local church whose pastor is opposing the planned route of a gay pride parade that will pass in front of its doors. The pastor believes that he will have to cancel church services that day, and the Archbishop actually agreed. The Archbishop, Cardinal Francis George, 74, told a Chicago news station that church services will have to be canceled because: “You don’t want the gay liberation movement to morph into something like the Klu Klux Klan, demonstrating in the streets against Catholicism.”
Oh yea. The catholic church is always the victim.
I laughed. Had to. What is this absurdity?
—Radio Times
Something to look forward to…. 2 weeks now!
(via serifinaxxx)I got “Animal Morphing” which is the only super power I have ever wanted. Guys, it’s a sign.
I ended up with “Death Inducement” on this. I think everyone should fear me now.
Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one…
Someone told me that being pansexual must make things so easy.
That’s the best joke ever. “Being pansexual must make things so easy” I WISH….
I think it’s because ALL women are into the male power fantasy, but most just say that they’re not because the male power fantasy is not fashionable.
You’ll have to explain to me then how things like Twilight vampires and anime bishounen are popular with…

