THIS IS ME CONFUSED AS TO HOW POTTERMORE WORKS WITH THESE DAMN CLUES.
I wake up bitch is like “Day one is closed.”
July 2011
Oh, god...
THE END.
oh my god this is so fucking brilliant
hidfgshdfsfjagsdomg
whoa
I love animals, but I couldn’t help but laugh.
BUT GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
YOU FORGOT THE END
OH GOD.
ALAN MOORE WOULD LOOK AT THIS THINKING “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS?”
“Muffin you’re a mouse in a big house
Playin’ in your cage gonna be a big rat some day
You got cake on yo’ face
You big disgrace
Drippin’ your tea all over the place
TEA WILL TEA WILL ROCK YOU TEA WILL TEA WILL ROCK YOU
Crumpet you’re a young rat small rat
Shoutin’ in the street gonna wreck yo’ first tea par-tay
You got cake on yo’ face
You big disgrace
Wavin’ your tail all over the place
TEA WILL TEA WILL ROCK YOU TEA WILL TEA WILL ROCK YOU
Ratty you’re a big rat smart rat
Scratchin’ with your claws gonna spread you some Plague some day
Come on get on the stage
Let out yo’ rage
Nobody gonna put you back into your cage
TEA WILL TEA WILL ROCK YOU TEA WILL TEA WILL ROCK YOU” —Emilie Autumn, Tea Will Rock You (via pyratenemo)
Playin’ in your cage gonna be a big rat some day
You got cake on yo’ face
You big disgrace
Drippin’ your tea all over the place
TEA WILL TEA WILL ROCK YOU TEA WILL TEA WILL ROCK YOU
Crumpet you’re a young rat small rat
Shoutin’ in the street gonna wreck yo’ first tea par-tay
You got cake on yo’ face
You big disgrace
Wavin’ your tail all over the place
TEA WILL TEA WILL ROCK YOU TEA WILL TEA WILL ROCK YOU
Ratty you’re a big rat smart rat
Scratchin’ with your claws gonna spread you some Plague some day
Come on get on the stage
Let out yo’ rage
Nobody gonna put you back into your cage
TEA WILL TEA WILL ROCK YOU TEA WILL TEA WILL ROCK YOU” —Emilie Autumn, Tea Will Rock You (via pyratenemo)
Rosearik Rikki Simons' Lil' Rhumbaghost: San Diego Comic Con 2011 →
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I will be signing autographs at San Diego Comic Con this week. I should give you my schedule.
First, you’ll be able to find me with other voice actor-types at Dino Andrade’s booth, booth number 5619 at the end of isle 2000. I’ll be signing there:
Thursday 9:00 AM to 1:00 PM and 4:00 PM to…
Harry Potter books teach us about social justice, courage, friendship, loss, grieving, corruption of power, redemption, the blend of good and bad in all people, and the power to choose our own fates. As hard as it is to talk sophistication while wearing an elf nose and ears, those books are as complex and moving as any we are likely to read in our lifetimes. To everyone else shaped by these books, I raise my glass!
so this is how harry's kids' names went down.
- Harry: Hey,I was thinking... Can I name all of our kids?
- Ginny: But, I'm the one who's gonna be pushing them out of my banjingo...
- Harry: DID YOU SAVE THE WIZARDING WORLD FROM CERTAIN DOOM AND IN THE PROCESS REDEEM HUMANITY? NO? I DON'T THINK SO. I. NAME. THE. KIDS.
whatever, etc.: no shit. →
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This weekend I was told a story which, although I’m kind of ashamed to admit it, because holy shit is it ever obvious, is kind of blowing my mind.
A friend of a friend won a free consultation with Clinton Kelly of What Not To Wear, and she was very excited, because she has a plus-size body, and…
The Carnival of The Random: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA →
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson went on a camping trip. After sharing a good meal and a bottle of Petrie wine, they retire to their tent for the night.
At about 3 AM, Holmes nudges Watson and asks, “Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?” Watson said, “I see millions of stars.” Holmes asks, “And, what does that tell you?” Watson replies, “Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and we are small and insignificant. Horologically, it tells me that it’s about 3 AM. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes retorts, “Someone stole our tent.”
Love and lawlz!
The difference between men and women after a break up
Men:
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
Women
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
THIS IS SO FUCKIN TRUE. i’ve seen it.
Well, not unless you’re Bella Swan
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
LOL at Bella Swan! xD
LMFAO
yeah its 100% true
:)
Reblogging for the Bella Swan thing. =P
The Bella Swan part killed me.
Just for the Bella Swan part hahahaha!!
I understand the rules of Quidditch better than I understand the rules of almost any muggle sport
I'm amazed when I see these little 8 year old pricks with iphones. You know what I had when I was 8?
i diddnt even have a 64 pack of crayons !
