starparties: がめなあさいっ あさめさが you are a flower (actually it says ‘you are a penis licking duck humper’ but you can’t read japanese so you wouldn’t know what right off hand would you?) Then it’s a good thing that I CAN read Japanese….
most-awkward-moments: geniusalias: When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something: Need a laugh? This blog is just what you need! Everytime. Don’t interrupt me at crucial times like that please.
robo-guy9000: andrewhussiesbosom: does anyone remember this little fucker Why are so many kids in cartoons bald? D’aww I remember Stanley! :D He’s like Caillou. He is bald too…
I know that this is the internet, and we’re all anonymous and all that, but...– Neil Gaiman (via wilwheaton)
Cat Bountry vs. Earth: TO ALL THE SPIDEYPOOL... →
iicel: “HOW DID PEOPLE COME UP WITH SPIDEYPOOL IT’S SO RANDOM” “IT’S A TOTAL CRACK SHIP” “THEY HATE EACH OTHER” “PETER HATES WADE AND THINKS HE’S A BAD PERSON” “DEADPOOL IS STRAIGHT!!!” “NO ATTRACTION WHATSOEVER” I’ve never even heard of this ship…or knew they were in comics together. But I love this.
montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket ❤
They say I am mad because I attempted to take my own life, but, if I exercise my...– The Asylum For Wayward Victorian Girls by EA (via push-restart)
sillyknight: Anon hate is like Anderson. It puts down the IQ of the whole place. But there’s a lot of Sherlocks and Johns and Lestrades and Mrs Hudsons who love you and that’s what matters. Just put Anderson to face the wall and go solve crimes with your friends… or whatever.
marowaksghost: The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
wipethebloodfromyoureyes asked: Purple, black, red and pink.
Give me something to do?
Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
Tan: Where do you want to be right now?
Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
Beige: What is your favorite dream?
White: Who was your first kiss?
Purple: Who was your last kiss?
Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
Gray: Share a relationship story.
Green: Share a family story.
Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
Red: What are your hobbies?
Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?
cocksfruit: sapphiccharmander: what if there’s a parallel universe where fictional characters are real and real people are fictional characters and your favorite character runs a blog and writes fanfiction about you
dewdrops-on-roses: ronaldbwheezy: break up lines: I don’t ship us we’re my notp we’re no longer canon
catbountry: fagtree: people in north korea can now eat pizza That sure must be nice for all those starving North Koreans.
seraphinemacrocosm: sommerrev: alienallyn: preciouscheetohbaby: spamanito: ooshinythings: videohall: The counting song I almost turned it off in the first 3 seconds, I’m glad i sat through that. Amazingly innocent and dark at the same time; I love it. Well that escalated quickly. What…. the HELL… did I just watch? Oh frick… so depressing. oh i oh wow. that DID...
astroprojection: slattern: what if one of you is a private detective hired by my parents to get close to me and monitor what i do on the internet #AND WE FELL IN LOVE #AND YOU WERE TORN BETWEEN DUTY AND YOUR UNRELENTING LUST FOR MY SPEEDY REBLOGGING
I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second...– Banksy (via inthebellyofaelephant)
harrysfag: it’s not your otp until you’re more concerned about them being together than you are about your own love life